bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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bennyslegs emiliaofthenight
Anonymous: Does Egypt ever take selfies?
ask-ottomans:

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he’s more of the snapchat type of selfie

ask-ottomans alfredfjonesversustheworld
remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
lesbianmooncolony morgan-alaine

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

Please take the 2seconds and watch this

crisontumblr chimerahellden
Artist: Unknown Radical Face
Title: UnknownWelcome Home, Son
Album: Unknown Ghost
Plays: 774

"I can feed the caterpillar, and I can whisper through the chrysalis,
but what hatches follows its own nature and is beyond me.”

lutecerobert malefactum
I laughed before I remembered that I have kissed a republican…

I laughed before I remembered that I have kissed a republican…

fruks shadzu
rufftoon:

This sums up deadlines for me.

rufftoon:

This sums up deadlines for me.

crunchyroll.com undercover-witch
thenonbreeder28 sweetshibes

zebeck:

CHUBBY ONODA

zebeck ivori
yummytomatoes beniseragaki
officialjeffgoldblum:

emasculate:

teenbitch:

WHAT

i honestly love this more than anything in the world

i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real

officialjeffgoldblum:

emasculate:

teenbitch:

WHAT

i honestly love this more than anything in the world

i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real

teenbitch morgan-alaine
mymiddlenameisgilligan falloutboyonboy
heartcoma falloutboyonboy
Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
d4untless alfredfjonesversustheworld